Dick Stirs Frenzy
Thank you Albuquerque Journal! Last week Dick Cheney and his republican boys decided a rally in New Mexico would only have a home crowd in the audience. Being smart ones, they required anyone asking for a ticket to either provied proof of membership in the Republican Party or sign an endorsement of the Bush-Cheney ticket. The ticket, reprinted in the journal (as noted by The Daily Show)
I, ________, herby endose George W. Bush for reelection of the United States.
Wow. Now, the 'publican office claims that a local Democratic group was planning on entering the event and causing a rucus, but obviously that can't be proved and it's no major deal, as proved by the democrats just this week. Teresa Heinz-Kerry simply had an audience laugh a heckler out of the stands at a rally. When the clown began chanting "Four More Years!" through a megaphone, Heinz-Kerry responded to the audience, "They want four more years of hell!" Obviously, the guy must have felt low, taking such verbal abuse. The Bush-Cheney campaign has even tried to say that Heinz-Kerry is less of a person for using the word hell, even in the non-cursing form.
Now, we might all recall about a month ago when Cheney told Senator Patrick Leahy to "go fuck yourself," in the midst of the annual senate picture. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.